Fucked-Over, Retard-Driven. FORDs suck, get over it. SS75 Nova is the only way to REALLY go.
"blablabnlabla FORDS SUCK DONT BUY EM"
מאת Smelly Onion Man 13 במאי, 2003
Frequently overrated dump.
1: "Man, my car broke down today, they said it was supposed to last me at least 1000 miles"
2: "Is it a Ford?"
מאת Mac Daddy Kings 12 במאי, 2003
Fucking owner really dumb
everyone knows this thats why ferd is the #1 best selling vechicle cuz the same dumb people keep replacing the new one that they bought 2 years ago that broke all to hell and gone
i wouldnt have a ford shoved up your ass
מאת it aint ford 30 במרץ, 2003
A large yard ornament with blue vibrators all over it. The only person's finger print on it is the mechanic because the owner never drives it because it can't make it out of the lot.
Bill was talking crap about my chevy even though his ford has been in the shop since he bought it.
מאת Chevy Till I Die 4 במרץ, 2016
The slowest, stupidest, most expensive pice of shit money can buy. Someone who owns a Ford is likely stupid as all hell.
Dude one: I got a Ford
Dude two: ha gaaaay
Dude three: should have got a Chevy dumbass
מאת TheactualsmRtone 17 בינואר, 2016
Quite possibly the worst vehicle manufacturer ever to hit the market. Consequences of buying one of these vehicles include: Faggotry, driveshaft problems, raccoons in your basement, electrical failures, obamacare, bad gas mileage, immigrants, 9/11, cheap interior plastics, cracked engine blocks, racism, Nazism, niggers, moldy cheese, bukkake on your mom's laptop, life in the suburbs, life in prison, watts riots, short powertrain warranty, cracked dash, oil spills and flammable semen. By purchasing one of these vehicles you are automatically signing a contract with Stalin, George W. Bush, Al-Qaeda, Mao, and the Disney channel saying that you're a jew and you hate ice cream and puppies.
I got about ten feet from the Ford dealership before my powertrain warranty expired and my engine exploded.
מאת incarcerator 11 בפברואר, 2014
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): ford-ed; ford-ing
To screw up everything one does with total perfection, completely, on multiple levels, denying responsibility while aggressively pursuing any person, organisation or institution that would suggest otherwise
The candidate forded his job interview, leading to his not getting the job, a response from police, fire, coroner and paramedics, two arrests, and an expense of $106,000.00 to stakeholders.
מאת dcgb 3 בדצמבר, 2013
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