A smaller than average Crumpet.
Dude, I bought crumplets so's I could fit it in ma pocket!
מאת Rodney Bruce 10 באוקטובר, 2009
Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.
Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.
מאת Xymox1 15 בספטמבר, 2008