חפשו מילה כלשהי, כמו bukkake:
 
1.
A smaller than average Crumpet.
Dude, I bought crumplets so's I could fit it in ma pocket!
מאת Rodney Bruce 10 באוקטובר, 2009
 
2.
Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.
Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.
מאת Xymox1 15 בספטמבר, 2008
 
3.
a terrible smelling fart that is indused by something unnatural. Such as sorbitol (sugar substitute).
"O dear lord that is the worst smelling crumplet!"
מאת w2454 28 באוגוסט, 2008