A mythical disease carried by young women prior to the September 11, 2001 attacks, replaced since then by skankthrax.
"Bug off, Susie! I don't want your cooties!"
מאת Gahmuret 22 ביולי, 2006
A disease that MEN/ BOYS have.
girl: " don't play with that boy, he has COOTIES ! "
מאת Shmoozums 5 בינואר, 2006
Body lice in the crotch area; same as crabs.
Jerome was often a muff diver and quite frequently you could see the cooties in his eyebrows.
מאת Richard Black 15 במרץ, 2005
Retarded bullshit that 11 and under boys believe that girls have.
"a girl wants too beat me up, what do i do"
"Heh...53><0r her face"
"what? thats gross girls have cooties"
מאת dj gs68 7 ביולי, 2003
cooties are boys. The raw facts.. cooties can be corrupted and non cooties can NOT be cootiefied..
that man has cooties for children.
i cant talk 2 those people. they ARE cooties (men and dads)
מאת gina and sarah 6 בנובמבר, 2005
The reason why Molestation is Illegal
Gee! If there was no such thing as cooties, I'd fuck my neice every day!
מאת Taeko Hentie 8 באפריל, 2006
Cooties is a highly infectious disease, common between the ages of 5 and 12, which happens through the contact of saliva, generally by the mouth. Symptoms include a rash near or on the face, and sometimes even severe cases of toes dropping off.
Jimmy got cooties after kissing Amanda. Luckily, he only got the rash.
מאת Cootieluver33 12 באוקטובר, 2015

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