חפשו מילה כלשהי, כמו half chub:
 
1.
a machine for downloading porn
"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"
מאת Anonymous 22 בפברואר, 2003
14821 7231
 
2.
What you are on now
You are on the computer now
מאת Charlie Mulligan 5 במרץ, 2004
2033 525
 
3.
The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.
The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.
מאת Mystery Man 28 בינואר, 2003
1645 284
 
4.
If you're looking up this word, kill yourself.
To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.
מאת ddt 21 בנובמבר, 2004
1592 573
 
5.
a very, very expensive punching bag
Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!
מאת gusto5 29 במאי, 2004
1229 453
 
6.
A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.
1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. Urbandictionary.com :)
מאת Why do I keep coming here? 24 בספטמבר, 2003
967 242
 
7.
The most boring and frustrating thing in the world-however, I keep coming back.
the computer isnt playing my cd! piece of shit! Oh there we go-computer i love you!
מאת elvis on the toilet. would you like a sandwhich? 18 בפברואר, 2004
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