Bros typically just do chicks and party and get smashed and get dome They usually wear lax pinnys shorts and mid calves or no shirt what so ever. Their lives consist of drinking smoking weed getting dome and partying.
Chason: Sure, only if I can bring some Natty Ice and my Nintendo Gamecube. I got Super Mario BROS!!!!!
Seth: Yeah bro, that's chill. I'll bring my BigBlackDldo and we can study sciences.
**Chris Hansen enters**: Alright sir, could you please have a seat and show me whats in the bag....
wear saging dickies shorts
spend more money on clothes and their trucks than what they make
smoke weed all day
They have a lifted truck, and a dirt bike even though most cant ride it that good
wear excessive metal mulisha, skin, and so cal
date sluts aka bro hoes
they get kicked out of their "crew" when they turn 26
they have ridiculous tattoos like guns and brass knuckles
litsen to kotton mouth kings
spend all day at the gym
some are hot but theyre all assholes
they bang any available "bro hoe"
i know this because i live in so cal
Bro 2: i was at britney's house havin sex with her
Bro 1: yo i banged her once shes good
Bros 3 and 4: you talking about britney she gives good head
6)Their other bros
Musically, bros tend to enjoy rap and rock. Some bros enjoy Dave Matthews Band type rock, while some love Disturbed, Linkin Park, etc. type rock. Some things bros hate:
1)Guidos (New Jersey is a sad, TERRIBLE place for a bro)
4)Authority (Parents, Police, Land Lords, etc.)
Again, bros are generally NOT racist, they just tend to hate the lifestyles of those listed above. You may identify a bro by a strange "dressed up but very chill" clothing choice (Polo with lax shorts). Bros tend to also have flow to their hair, which women go crazy for. On weekends bros love to have big parties with lots of hot chicks with their other bros, who bring several kegs to the party. Partying with your bros and getting completely fucked up is the greatest thing in the world.
Bro2: I did the beer bong for 20 seconds last night bro. It was sick!
Bro1: Let's go get fucked up again and hit up a bar.
"Really? Bro, they suck!"
"I am glad to have a bro like you (girl/guy)."