-To live in ones parent's basement. To be a big fan of OMG EPIC power metal, hence the obnoxious name. To have maybe two or three friends irl, at most, but that is expected considering you get wood while staring
at your Manowar poster.
-To suffer from unwarranted self
importance. Ironically, when the real Heavy Metal Jesus
definition, it will most likely inflate his ego and without a doubt
inflate his little solider
as Manowar has now been mentioned twice. OMG EPIC POSING. To really get a Heavy Metal Jesus
tingling, throw in a little DragonFarce
with a pinch of Iced Earth.
- To be a \m/TRU METAL!!!!!\m/ virgin. SRSLY, Heavy Metal Jesus
is a self
admitted virgin. He'd be a mot more
badassed if he listened to Mercyful Fate, but alas, he is a purist, power metal virgin and is intent
on remaining that way. Silly Heavy Metal Jesus
, virginity is for idiotic straight edgers.