12 definitions by ronnie1997

used for people who spread sexiness around there hometown or people who are really sexy you say you dont stare but you kinda look at him for a good 20 seconds
Girl1: you know that lad there well hes dead sexy
Girl2: lemme see.... oh god he is and all
People: hes the sexiest motherfucker in the world
Girl1: well he must be a sex bomb then according to most people
מאת ronnie1997 3 באוגוסט, 2011
its when people have lots of boyfriends/girlfriends and they keep on dumping on them and getting more
girl1: who you going out with now?
girl2: Callum the lover of my life

(next day)

girl1: hows you and Callum?
girl2: oh we finished with eachother last night now im going out with James
girl1: but you said he was the lover of your life???

(next day)

girl1: hows James?
girl2: oh were done for good

girl1: bloody hell how many boyfriends have you have yah slagg.
מאת ronnie1997 11 באוגוסט, 2011
when someone complains about important things but you just dont give a shit its (so what..big deal)
mum: you messed the bathroom up with our talcum powder
child: BIG DEAL!

person1: your not following the rules of rugby
person2: SO WHAT...BIG DEAL! LIKE THE WORLDS GONNA END
מאת ronnie1997 5 באוגוסט, 2011
its an item for when people practice ready to have sex
girl1: ive always wanted to fuck that lad up for years but.....i dont know how to.
girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice
מאת ronnie1997 6 באוגוסט, 2011
people like me and my friend use it quite often and it sounds funny. Its used for generally when your not interested or you dont want to know.
Boy: i won a trophy from football
Girl: thats nice, i won a rubber dick to give to you for yah birthday

Friend: i went horse riding on saturday
Girl: thats nice, i went up yah fanny to pluck your pubes on the same day

Smelly person: you cant afford new trainers
Girl: thats nice, you cant afford a shower cos you stink of fishy fanny

Little kid: I hit you on the head with the ball
Girl: thats nice, i hit you in the keys when it splatted with blood
מאת ronnie1997 3 באוגוסט, 2011
Its the largest animal living but its also an insult for fat people who are extremely heavy.
Ronnie: WOAH!!... look at the size of that lad there
Sam: I know, lets ask him for a piggy back

Ronnie: Dont bother sam hes too heavy for me and you

George: ooooooooooh (trump, burp, picks belly button, iches his butt).
Sam: yep hes defonatly a Whale
מאת ronnie1997 4 באוגוסט, 2011
Reiss can be a straight talking bloke that agrees with one person to another but hes not my type of man or friend.
Girl: (blah blah blah looks at lad) hi how you doin have we just met
Boy: wah?
Reiss: That didnt exactly work out well did it
Girl: shut up yah wimp lol
Reiss: wth
Boy: oy you hiyaaaaaaa (stares at me)
Girl: Reiss twat him for me
מאת ronnie1997 3 באוגוסט, 2011

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