A short person, ie, so short they are always inadvertedly looking up everyobody's nostrils.
Bethany is 4f 9i. She is a nostril peeper.
A guy who sucks dick.
Kelly is a cockthucker.
Is Kelly a chick or a dude?
I said "cockthucker", thus, Kelly is a dude.
STRIPPERTUTION = STRIPPER + prostiTUTION.
When you hire a stripper to come over to your house and then you jerk off while she dances naked in front of you.
PLAINTIFF: But, your honor, Strippertution isn't prostitution, because we NEVER touched at all.
JUDGE: Good point. Case dismissed.
KARAoke + ARCHEOLOGIST
A karaoke singer who sings really old songs.
"Golden" is a kara-archeologist.
Someone who is so FAT they can't see their own feet!
Cristie M. is a footblinder.
Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).
Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?
Yep, they're the real deal bro!
A woman you LAY.
MIKE: So, did you and Bethany get it on last night?
JEFF: Hell yeah! Beth is my Laydee.
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