30 definitions by mike comanche

When an ugly chick acts super slutty, but, still can't get anyone to fuck her.
Connie was being slutterly ridiculous at the bar last night.
#noloner #porntard #striptard #skaraoke #kara-archeologist
מאת Mike Comanche 10 במרץ, 2009
A teenage female.
I love bethulah ATM.
#atm #cornmuffin #adulteen #strippertution #isaiah 4
מאת Mike Comanche 5 במרץ, 2009
Someone who spends all of their time on the internet.
Poindexter is a 40 year old virgin. Why? Cuz he's a Net Nerd!
#porntard #striptard #stripped out #strippertution #john handcock
מאת Mike Comanche 4 במרץ, 2009
'69 = 1969
I was born in '61,
and 8 in '69.
#77 #bethulah #atm #adulteen #cousincest
מאת Mike Comanche 5 במרץ, 2009
You are fucking your woman. Your cock is in her, and your hands are touching the bed (preferably the headboard if there is one), but every other part of your body is "in the air" (not touching anything). Thrusting is often assisted by pulling and pushing on the headboard.
Just before I cum, I like to employ the flying fuck maneuver and ream Sarah's pussy.
#snifacunt other #noloner #marriage #bachelor #isaiah 4
מאת Mike Comanche 5 במרץ, 2009
People who are connected to each other via the transmission of an STD.
BOB: Jane is such a fox!

JOE: Yeah, the sad part is, we are part of the same STD chain, but, I have never actually fucked her.

BOB: What?

JOE: Jane gave herpes to Kate, that ugly bi chick I fucked last summer when I was waisted, and Kate gave me herpes. So Jane and I are in the same STD chain.

BOB: Oh, I get it! Cool.
#astd #marriage #future ex-wife #borderline girlfriend #laydee
מאת Mike Comanche 4 במרץ, 2009
The Southern (USA) way to say "Did you eat?"
I'm hungry!

Jew eat yet?
#jew dough #jew jitsu #jew egg #hebrews #yahwist
מאת Mike Comanche 4 במרץ, 2009
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