a Gomez, Gomer and Guido
combined. Gomes is a steamy, ultra-runny, chunky (peanuts), light tan colored, most vile pile of diarrhea that
one accidentally extricates at a inopportune moment. A Gomes is a surprise attack that
can happen anywhere and always occurs while fully dressed. For some
reason it has been know to occur at a disproportional rate while walking home
from school. Perhaps due to being overly
bored in class all day? To be called a Gomes is to be called this. Simply Nasty!
Mario: Yo Angelo, did ya here
what happened to Levio?
Mario: He pulled
the biggest, nastiest Gomes ever when eating lunch with his Mom at Olive Garden yesterday!
Angelo: No fucking way!
Mario: Yeah, the diarrhea ran all down
his leg and onto the carpet and waiter yelled
at him and told
him he had to clean it up.
It soaked right through his shorts!
Hey Gomes, that's my last fucking beer! Hands off Gomes!