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5 definitions by Zmoney

 
1.
1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly
1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"
מאת Zmoney 28 בנובמבר, 2005
 
2.
when you're at a formal event and you pop a boner
dude i got a trojan suprise at my dad's funeral
מאת Zmoney 5 בדצמבר, 2005
 
3.
when you have too much to drink and you go out with an ugly or incredibly feminine man (getting an instaboner in this situation would be advised against)
I had the worst beer oopsie of my life last night she had a penis
מאת Zmoney 5 בדצמבר, 2005
 
4.
A angry man, who thinks he's a nazi and loves ponies!
Me: STOP TOUCHING EVERYTHING NAZARETH BARCELLONA!
Naz: BOOM SMASH CRASH!!!!!
מאת ZMoney 10 בדצמבר, 2013
 
5.
crappy ass pants that don't cover the whole leg
why do girls like capris get shorts or pants come one people
מאת Zmoney 5 בדצמבר, 2005