The stuff that humans are made of, from Cosmos, by Carl Sagan.
We are made of star stuff.
A woman who is topless, breasts exposed.
I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.
Italian dialect for "Shut up and eat!"
Mangia E Statti Zitto!
The nervous twitchiness that you get from going too long without sex.
My girlfriend flew back home to see her parents for a week. By the end of that week I was really antsy in the pantsy!
Like Watergate, except all about Weiners.
Congressman Weiner did not show is schlong to a woman on twitter.. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. It's Weinergate!
When your birthday and wedding anniversary are both in December.
I'm 45 and I have been married 20 years this December! Happy merrybirthaversary to me!
I went to the buffet downtown so I could stuff face.
דוא"ל יומי חינם
אימיילים נשלחים מהכתובת firstname.lastname@example.org. לעולם לא נשלח לכם דואר זבל.