An elevated level of drunkeness that includes slurred speech and swaying while standing. (It is often accompanied with the need to put one's arms out in front of one's self to avoid collisions with walls and/or other surfaces.)
Amanda: I had to help Trent walk home last night—he was Jack Sparrowing!
Term used to describe the last turd in a pooping session. More specifically, the turd that you didn't know was coming until you stand up and begin to fasten your pants, much like the slowest cow in a moving herd.
Joe: Dude, are you done in the bathroom? We're gonna be late!
Tom: Yeah, I'm comin'! I thought I was done, but I had a behind-the-herd turd.
A person of average movie intelligence; someone who knows only what is reasonably expected for any person to know about movies and severely under appreciates the art of film.
Jake: My favorite part was the dream montage--the lighting and music were so symbolic and amazing!
Dan: (confused pause) I liked the car chase and when they blew that building up!
Jake: Gah, you're such a movie civilian! I probably couldn't even have a conversation about the Oscars with you!
Dan: The what?