4 definitions by RandomHero

Scallys are lowlife scum who generally hang around street corners or shopping complexes waiting to either rob or intimidate someone.

They understand no large words from the english dictionary so stick to insults like 'Knob' instead of stringing together amusing profanities such as 'Knob - Jockey'.

They are generally seen wearing fake 'designer' clothing ranging from adidas to a hot favourite 'henry lloyd'. They generally wear caps that are too small for their heads thus restricting all possible blood flow to thier tiny brains, big 'Rockport' boots are popular, stripey jumpers make them look like convicts and of course tracksuit bottoms tucked into their cartoon socks are standard.

Only scallys and cyclist tuck in their trousers. Cyclists have a proper reason. To keep the bottoms from tangling with the chain. Scallys however use it as a place to store stolen goods. The items they steal will of course not fall from the trousers as they are tucked in. Why doesnt some one tell them about elastic?

Older scallys (20-30) are generally jobless and are rarely seen unless it is dole day or they are out robbing.

Younger scally females often find it essential to be pregnant by the age of 15. They generally call their devil spawn awful names like 'Michaeeloh' This of course means many more scallys are introduced into the world each day to provide a very amusing source of entertainment for the rest of us.
Visit stockport. Looks for stripey jumpers or listen for car alarms.
מאת RandomHero 21 בינואר, 2004
A fat person who is so fat that they are permanetely stationary, and still produce an abundace of sweat. Hence making them 'factories'.

They have no ability to use there limbs and are the kind of people who never see their toes.
Heh that fat kid is a bloat factory.

See also Bloat Wagon
מאת RandomHero 22 במרץ, 2004
t1
Short for Texas One Leg, which is where you hit it missionary except one of the girls legs is on your shoulder.
"I had a good session with that girl, I even busted out a t1 to finish things off"
מאת randomhero 9 בדצמבר, 2004
RKS
An amusingly funny guy.

Saves petrol by cruising without his engine on..... until he reaches the bottom of his hill when he restarts the engine.

See also 'Real American Hero'...
'Oh look theres RKS *Flump* Oh he's gone'
מאת RandomHero 12 בפברואר, 2004

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