-Knows all 4 seasons by heart: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter and
-Lives less than 30 miles from some
college or university.
-Knows if other
Ohioians are from
southern or northern Ohio as soon as
they open their mouths.
-Can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and knows which
letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
-Measures distance in minutes.
-Has ever had to switch from
"heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's
my coat at?"
-Designs his/her kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
-Knows driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
I'm just an Ohioan, but hell, at least
I'm better than the entire state of Michigan. Man, those people are messed.