30 definitions by Mike Comanche

Top Definition
Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).
BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!
#marriage #paul #isaiah 4 #romans 1 #corinthians 7 #mark 10:12
מאת Mike Comanche 4 במרץ, 2009
A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off Welfare.
Octo-Mom is a welfare mom.
#child support mom #octo-mom #octopussy #porntard #pornie eyes
מאת Mike Comanche 12 במרץ, 2009
To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
#hebrews #jew dough #jew egg #jew eat #yahwist
מאת Mike Comanche 4 במרץ, 2009
Fiancee.
BOB: Are you and Sheila getting married?

JOHN: Hell yeah, she's my future ex-wife Bro!
#borderline girlfriend #pre-girlfriend #almost girlfriend #marriage #ex-wife #sex wife #nex wife
מאת Mike Comanche 4 במרץ, 2009
What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.
Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!
#tits #boobs #floaters #sinkers #peanut smuggler
מאת Mike Comanche 10 במרץ, 2009
A female who cums very quickly.
Once I get my tongue on Cris's clit, she cums right away -- what a minutemaid!
#cunninglinguist #snifacunt other #chicken taco #tuna taco #groud beef taco #burger taco #chocolate taco #churning chocolate
מאת Mike Comanche 5 במרץ, 2009
When a woman pursuades a man to do her will by use of her pussy.
Cheryl-Marie pussuaded Jeff to let her borrow his Corvette for the weekend.
#pumpernickel #quarter pounder #johnson #got milk? #marriage
מאת Mike Comanche 10 במרץ, 2009
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