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9 definitions by LosrDogg

 
1.
When the new porn you're downloading is 5% from completion and the download speed drops considerably or stops completely.
It was just about beat time when my shitty service provider totally eCock-blocked my Jenna Haze download.
מאת LosrDogg 16 באוגוסט, 2009
 
2.
Similar to bed time, but takes place about 5 minutes prior. It's that special time of night when, you guessed it, masterbation occurs.
"I gotta go, it's my beat time."
מאת LosrDogg 26 ביולי, 2009
 
3.
The residual shit found on toilet paper while wiping after sweating profusely from the anal canal. Usually occurs long after a shit has taken place, and is the result of swamp ass.

See swamp ass.
"I was not surprised to find swamp shit on the paper when I wiped my ass after a long day tending to my garden."
מאת LosrDogg 21 ביולי, 2009
 
4.
Lacking a wrist. When you can't tell where the fore-arm ends and the hand begins on a person of excessive weight. The upper-body version of the 'cankle'.
"omg she's so fat she's got fands!"
מאת LosrDogg 7 במאי, 2009
 
5.
Shit Company: Entertainment in human form, via telephone conversation, text, or online chat while you defecate. This can also take place in person if you and your shit company are comfortable with it. Shit Company is not for the quick pinch and one wipe shits, but instead for the long, arduous, break a sweat, ball busting shits.
"If it weren't for my shit company, I'd have been bored as fuck for the last 30 minutes."
מאת LosrDogg 24 ביולי, 2009
 
6.
The need to take a 'break' while conversing with a friend, via telephone or instant messaging device, for the sole purpose of pleasuring your genitals. Afterwards you then of course resume activity with said friend.
Joey, this conversation is very riveting, but my blue balls are killing me. I need a beat break, brb!
מאת LosrDogg 17 באוגוסט, 2009
 
7.
The most retarded name for a hot sauce ever.
"I want this hot sauce to be more geared towards beef, what should we name it?"

-beefy bouncy!

"..."
מאת LosrDogg 16 באוגוסט, 2009