1. An uninvited and somewhat hostile take-over of your Wii video game by a friend or house guest. 2. A person who weasles or tricks you into letting them play your Wii game while you are in the midst of playing it and totally takes it over.
"I know I was having a rough time with that level of 'Super Smash Bros' that's when Shawn took the controller away from me and finished it off - what a Wii-zle!"
"Dude! Shawn totally Wii-zled you out of that Super Smash Bros. game!"
Abbreviation for a valued significant other often referred to as the "ball and chain"
Dude 1: "Missed you at bowling last night, brah. What gives?"
Dude 2: "My BNC was on some rant that I never spend time with her so I stayed at home."
Dude 1: "BNC's are like that sometime! They have a way of dealing you in!"
Dude 2: "Tell me about it!"
A person who gravitates to a nearby public wall socket to charge a personal data device (tablet, computer, cell phone, etc...) and takes an excessive amount of time to perform the task.
Dude 1:"Hey dude! I called you today but it went straight to vmail."
Dude 2:"Dude! I tried to juice my phone at the local Starbucks but the place was overrun by plug slugs!"
Dude 1:"Total bummer, dude!"