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7 definitions by Les Crapp

 
1.
a term used to define a catch22 situation where there is no out

to be without a lifeline or safehaven
Wayne just found out I got Lisa pregnant im fucked!
Oh my god i have no brakes im fucked!
מאת Les Crapp 9 ביוני, 2006
 
2.
Basically something that is very large or huge
Most often used by potheads to describe their over stuffed joints
Did you see that stupid ass humvee it was a fucking mule only a fucktard would drive something like that!

Troy rolled Brian a fucking mule of a joint lastnight and i helped him smoke it.
מאת Les Crapp 1 באוקטובר, 2007
 
3.
the heaps of smelly shit left by cattle
the son of the famous stock car driver richard petty aka kyle petty
can also be slander
Wayne and Dell were chucking a cowpatty at each other when they heard that cowpatty had hit the wall in turn three!
Brian you can be a cowpatty sometimes.
מאת Les Crapp 6 בספטמבר, 2007
 
4.
another name for the femail sex organ
Bob said that Lisa had the biggest hatchet gash he had ever fucked.
Thatbitches hachet gash smells likeshit!
מאת Les Crapp 9 ביוני, 2006
 
5.
a person with no clear objective or reason for living

someone who fucks everything up for everyone else
a loser
a complete waste of oxygen
My brother Terry is a blisstering fuckup he steals lies and screws everybody over fuck him he is such a loser!

That bitch I use to date is such a blistering fuckup
מאת Les Crapp 29 ביולי, 2011
 
6.
redneck way of racing you match speeds then slam the throtle down
The other night i had a "Roll and Kick" race with that dumbshit with the camaro and doged him.

מאת Les Crapp 22 באוגוסט, 2008
 
7.
An unusually small penis, cock, dick, tool,member, prick ect.
at times even smaller than a pensil

Usually found on rich sports car driving pretty boys and boy band members.

also used to show ignorance
I heard Roseann hooked up with that pretty boy from the american idol show and he had a pensil dick.

I dare that pensil dick, pretty boy to try and get some feel up in my ex's huge ass pussy!

Bob you fucktard, pensil dick idiot!
מאת Les Crapp 10 בספטמבר, 2007