1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

(adj.) Unrecorded, untraceable through normal means.
Amish people live off the grid.


My package was not delivered,a nd has gone off the grid.
מאת Kung-fu Jesus 26 ביוני, 2004
Cockney slang for sex.
The guvnor is 'avin' a bit of slap and tickle with the missus.
מאת kung-fu jesus 25 בספטמבר, 2004
"Accepted", "we agree"
Guns N' Roses were the bomb


RECOGNISED!
מאת Kung-Fu Jesus 15 באפריל, 2004
Date rape is achieved by pressurising the victim into drinking copius amounts of alcohol or giving them a spiked drink (drug of choise for spiking is typically rohypnol) and with the victim in a state of intoxication, the attacker will have unconsented sex with his victim.
The source of psycho bitch's anger and racism was because a Kenyan named Dobi date-raped her.
מאת Kung-Fu Jesus 17 באפריל, 2004
(v.) To use one's vocal chords to make musical tones.


What most tv talent show contestants cannot do very well.
You're a lousy singer.
מאת Kung-Fu Jesus 12 במאי, 2004
Lifestyle that involves freely travelling to major cities of the world and always going for the most expensive accomodation. Synonymous with Haute couture, aristocracy etc.
Those who bash the jet set lifestyle will 99.9% of the time not be able to afford it. The other 1 in 1000 people who discriminate against it are usually former jet setters too old for travelling much, have a fear of flying (but there's always boats) or simply live in a cave.
מאת Kung-fu Jesus 6 ביולי, 2004
(v.) To Ted Bundy, to act weak to a woman to get draw her in, then routinely abuse her once she is under the assumption you are really a nice person. Named after the serial killer executed in 1989.
He Ted Bundy'd Joanna, and now she won't leave him because she thinks he loves her.
מאת Kung-Fu Jesus 2 במאי, 2004

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