9 definitions by John Crabs

Top Definition
that awkward bludge in a male's pants that isnt quite shaped to your perfection
"it kinda looked good, but i would describe it as a cocksag"
#cock #sag #male #john #crabbs
מאת John Crabs 1 באוגוסט, 2008
a woman who is fat and ugly, but still seems to get all the guys. they may play sports and wear tight pants.
"dude, that girl is so ugly. but such a yabkee. i dont know what to do."
#fat #girl #truck #jew jew #crap
מאת John Crabs 31 במרץ, 2008
the fastest speed of all. thats right, faster than chuck norris. i know it may sound ridiculous, but its true.
" i was running squeelt yesterday at basketball "
#mel #sqeel #run #fast #basketball
מאת John Crabs 31 במרץ, 2008
Simply, an abbreviation for Fuck A Nigga Up
"Holy shit, im about to F.A.N.U.!"
#fuck #a #nigga #up #yeah
מאת John Crabs 19 בפברואר, 2009
someone who clearly craps for pleasure.
Melissa:"dude, are you ok in there?"
Kevin: "dude sorry im in the crapfag phase."
#crap #fag #tpain #earlobe #tabs
מאת John Crabs 31 במרץ, 2008
a stalker/creep who follows people around quickly.
Kevin: "i think that guy behind us is a creepfast"
John: "agreed."
#creep #fast #tpain #koolaid #dirty
מאת John Crabs 31 במרץ, 2008
a butt in which is made up of rusty nails. kind of hard to explain, you just have to see it for yourself.
"i couldnt even sit on the toilet, i have a nailbutt"
#nail #butt #crack #whore #ass
מאת John Crabs 31 במרץ, 2008
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