12 definitions by JamesBeam

An abbreviation for Conference USA. Still a mouthful to say, because the creators of the conference gave it such a stupid name.
Ed: You know, it takes just as long to say C-USA as it does Conference USA. Why couldn't they have a one- or two-syllable name like EVERY OTHER freaking NCAA conference?
Ted: A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
Ed: You are so freaking weird, dude.
מאת JamesBeam 4 בדצמבר, 2009
To add members to, or become a member of, someone else's "mafia."

Originally just shorthand for joining/asking someone to join you in Mafia Wars, it now includes real life situations.
(1) Bob: Mob up! bob90210@hootmail.org

(2) Carl: Yo, those four guys have been messin' with us all night.

Dave: Well there's only the two of us, so if you wanna take 'em on, we're gonna have to mob up.
מאת JamesBeam 11 במרץ, 2010
mo-LEZ-bee-uhn

(1) A sexually aggressive lesbian. A lesbian who makes unwanted sexual advances.

(2) A female mole which is also gay.
(1) Candy: I didn't wanna say anything, but... is Mandy gay?
Andy: Uh, yeah. Duh.
Candy: OMG. That's cool if she is, but I'm totally not, and she was grabbing my butt all night.
Andy: Ohh.... right. Sorry. She's also a molesbian.

(2) Freddy: Aww, you have two pet moles! How cute!
Teddy: I think we can all see where this is going.
מאת JamesBeam 29 בדצמבר, 2009
The only thing to do with a horse after you have beaten it.
Okay. We get it. Michael Vick is playing football again. Quit fucking a dead horse.
מאת JamesBeam 16 בנובמבר, 2010
Hashtagging (v.) The act of having sex while smoking hash. Derived from "to tag" meaning, "To have sex with," and "hash" meaning "hash."
"We were bored & nothing was on TV, so Becky and I spent the evening #hashtagging
מאת JamesBeam 15 באוקטובר, 2010
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