636 definitions by Jake

the condition where kidnapping victims sympathize with, grow attached to, identify with, or otherwise feel affection toward their abductor(s).
She didn't want to testify against the man that kidnapped her because she suffered from Stockholm syndrome.
מאת Jake 31 בדצמבר, 2003
(proper noun) disparaging name you call someone obsessed with their shoes. Wife of Phillipine dictator living in disgusting opulence off the back of her people in a very poor region.
OK, 'Imelda Marcos', I don't think you need those $800 sandals when you're borrowing to pay your rent.
מאת Jake 26 במרץ, 2004
a form of masturbation where you let the woman 'jack you off with her bare foot

a form of masturbation where the male masturbates the female to orgasm using just his toes on her clit and perhaps just slightly into her vagina
Margie and I are just friends with benefits. She promised to foot fuck me next time we get naked together.

I brought her off with just my big toe up her cunt.
מאת Jake 5 במרץ, 2004
polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm
I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.
מאת Jake 1 בפברואר, 2004
the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking
NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"
מאת Jake 5 במרץ, 2004
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
מאת Jake 25 בפברואר, 2004
Less offensive than shit, more offensive than poop.
(In front of parents) "I just stepped in dog crap!
מאת Jake 31 במרץ, 2005

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