636 definitions by Jake

high-heeled pumps with a three inch or higher stilleto heel. Usually some really bright colour to get your attention. Maybe shiny vinyl or glittery.Accentuates the leg.Not usually removed during sex.
Josie wore her red fuck me pumps into work every Friday. She started her hunt for cock at 8 a.m. on Fridays.
מאת Jake 3 בפברואר, 2004
masturbation sex where one or both of the partners are still clothed between the belly & the crotch, dry humping takes place, and one or both have an orgasm but there is no exchange of body fluids because of the layer of clothing. Called "dry" because there is no natural lubrication.
Nancii and I have dry sex during her period.
מאת Jake 6 במרץ, 2004
a town in any low-density population state. Saves you having to remember special spellings or pronunciations of places that people have never heard of anyway.
She's from Bumfuck, Arkansas.

He was born in Bumfuck, Idaho.

She's from Bumfuck.

When I graduate I'll probably end up working in the Walmart in Bumfuck and marrying some cheerleader that I got pregnant under the bleachers.
מאת Jake 26 בפברואר, 2004
a condition where your balls (testicles) ache. Occurs after a few days of abstinance or after being very sexually aroused for a period of time without coming to orgasm.
I've got blueballs today, I haven't blown a load in 5 days.

My live-in was just playin' with me last night; when I was ready to mount her she said no and went to sleep! I got sooo blueballed I jerked off on her back.
מאת Jake 20 בפברואר, 2004
I 89'd that bitch like whoa
מאת Jake 29 במרץ, 2004
(female) cultivated pubic hair pattern where the hair on the inside of the thighs is removed, any hair near the arse (or for that matter, behind the back corner of the vagina) is removed, and hair between the leg-belly crease is removed on the abdomen leaving only a groomed rectangle running from the mid-tummy to the upper edge of the vulva; as if pointing towards her pussy, 'guiding' one towards the honey pot region

(male) quarter-inch-wide beard running the centre-line from the bottom of the lower lip to the bottom of the chin
(female): he:"Did she have a landing strip, triangle, Brazilian or was she just unkept?"

(male): she: "I came down hard on his landing strip during oral sex last night"
מאת Jake 22 בפברואר, 2004
noun; a person of diminished physical capacity
she's a crip, she walks with a limp because her right leg's shorter
מאת Jake 17 בפברואר, 2004

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