7 definitions by JBPhoto

Top Definition
The act of sex while your partner is sleeping.
Amanda told Ryan, "Yes, you can have sex with me, just keep your mouth shut and don't wake me up! I'm game for some dozepokin!"
#sleep #sex #poking #dozing off #dozepoking #snoozepokin #snoozepoking #niteschtupping #nacht fuck
מאת JBPHOTO 12 באוקטובר, 2009
1. The reference of adding (or needing) a lubricant to an anus or vagina.

2. Making reference that someone is "being screwed" with little or no consideration.
1. "das is güt shphinkterluben!"

(while making a two finger proctologist exam in the air and saying it in a German/Austrian accent.

2. "Yes, they fired me without even a little shphikterluben!"
#sex #lubricant #anus #vagina #sphikterlubing #shpincterlubin #sphincterluben
מאת JBPhoto 13 באוקטובר, 2009
The place where douche-bags and douche-nozzles come from. It's not a nice place to visit. It is in Northern Germany, directly downwind from the pork sausage factory in Sphinkterdorf.
To be used in "proper" and/or in "mixed" company:

"Yes, Honey. I met them. They are all from Douchendorf, right?"
#douche #douche bag #douche nozzle #shphinkterdorf #germany #pork sausage #downwind
מאת JBPhoto 13 באוקטובר, 2009
A penis between two large breasts, especially while she is wearing a French-maid or medieval wench outfit.
"She had her French Maid's outfit on and I had my tube-steak between her huge boobs. It was a real French Hot Dog!! I left her covered in Mayonaise!'"
#mayonaise #hot dog #hotdog #wench #french maid #tubesteak #boob #breast
מאת JBPhoto 22 באוקטובר, 2009
The place where douchebags and assholes move to.
After Ryan was done dozepokin Amanda, they went back home to Douchendorf!
#douchendorf #dozepokin #assholes #amanda #ryan
מאת JBPhoto 20 באוקטובר, 2009
To add lubricant to a tube-steak.
"She doused my tubesteak with some oil. That was some serious Schlongenluben!"
#dick #schlong #penis #oil #lubricant #tubesteak.
מאת JBPhoto 2 בנובמבר, 2009
Adding lubricant (oil works best) to breasts prior to a titty-fuck.
"Honey, I'm ready for some tittenluben. I don't want your tube-steak rubbing my girls raw."
#titts #breasts #lubricant #oil #tittyfuck #tube steak #girls #raw
מאת JBPhoto 22 באוקטובר, 2009
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