15 definitions by Haywood Jablowme

This term is born out of a practice known as "Gerbil Stuffing" where after proper dilation of the anus (typically through vigorous homosexual activity) one man inserts a cardboard tube into another man's rectum. Once the tube is in place a gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) is tucked into the tube and plunged deeper with broom handle or an erect penis. The man carrying the gerbil is then a Gerbil Smuggler.
He used to be straight but now he's a total gerbil smuggler.
מאת Haywood Jablowme 15 באפריל, 2005
A tampon or feminine napkin pad.
I thought I was gonna get laid - but the bitch was stuffed with a Cranky Hanky.
מאת Haywood Jablowme 1 בנובמבר, 2004
To perform sexual intercourse with a dead horse.

This was practice was common among cowboys and indians alike but is thought to have originated on the Stepps of Northern Asia by the Mongolians who's affection for horses is legendary.
I banged that dead horse like a cheap screen door and she would have loved it if she were not dead as a doornail.
מאת Haywood Jablowme 16 ביולי, 2004
A native of the Indian techtonic plate region of south asia; and worshipper of the hindu religion. Order: hindus indianous. These people dominate the tech support industry and pretend they dont understand english if you have a valid question on any real tech support. They also hate paki's. dirty, stinky pakis.
Abu is a Paki-hating Hindian.
מאת Haywood Jablowme 21 בפברואר, 2005
gay frat activities or frats all together
The two brothers are involved in some serious fagitronics
מאת Haywood Jablowme 5 באוגוסט, 2004
1.female who is addicted to the visualization, physical contact, and/or oral ingestion of male seminal fluids (note: never applies to males because dude that's fucking gross)
see also: slut
Steven's mom is a cumjunkie.
מאת Haywood Jablowme 18 באפריל, 2004
most awsome city ever!!!!
seriously
baltimore kicks ass!!!
מאת haywood jablowme 19 במרץ, 2005

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