(n). A long, droning speech given by someone who talks but doesn't listen. Oft, the listener tries to escape but has to be polite and smile.
2. an unnecessary meeting, as in a monthly meeting where nothing gets done.
3. unwanted advice usually given to a person when they least want to hear it.
Hey Tom! I tried calling you the other night. YOu weren't in. Sorry, man, I got caught up in a bullshit session.
I'll know better next time not to complain to mr. knowitall. I got a free introductory bullshit session.
synonym for ass billboard
. Blatant advertising on the rump of a pair of girl's shorts or sweatpants.
She was standing there in the mall, in plain view, wearing a butt billboard that said "Nasty".
(n). Someone, who sees something on the Internet, like a definition on urban dictionary, a Web site, a song lyric page, or any place where text can be copied and pasted to seem as if the paster wrote it himself.
Sometimes the copy and paster does it just to get electronically published.
What often results is that the Internet has not two, not three, but four, five, even more Web sites with the same information, and it is hard to distinguish who the genuine author is. It could be a kid, a law professor, the guy at Home Depot, etc.
When I looked up for information on my favorite rock band, I found three different sites with the same content. Two of the sites were made by a copy and paste author.
tap dance typist (n). One who types so noisily on a PC that you can hear them from across the room (even fifty feet away). The more public the setting, the more annoying the situation. The typing often sounds as if the typing is mimicking a tap dance routine--with the enter/return button getting a big "stomp".
How are we going to get any work done in the library, Jane? That tap dance typist has been putting on a public show for over an hour!
(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.
Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.
Paper pimp (n). A high profile left or right wing columnist, who writes op ed pieces with a particular slant to persuade many of its readers to buy a newspaper, that otherwise would be used for the litterbox or the bird cage lining. A paper pimp knows his/her audience, so it will sell in certain markets. Paper Pimps are found syndicated in many of the large metropolitan "rags" throughout the country. This can also be used as a descriptive: "paper pimper, or pimping papers".
Cal Thomas' article didn't surprise me. I read the first paragraph and knew he was just a paper pimp.
(n). 1. A woman with muscles so huge at the gym that it looks like someone put a girl's head on a man's body.
2. any girl or woman at the gym who primarily lifts weights but does nothing else like running or aerobics.
In the free weight corner, lifting 30 lb. dumbells, was an oversized barbell bitch.