11 definitions by BeanSpleen

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(1) Former great drummer, now too busy crying over filesharing to properly tune a goddamn snare.
(2) Sellout
(1) Did you hear St Anger?
Yeah, and it sucked ass -- when the fuck did Lars start playing steel drums?

(2) Dude, that band sold out big time. They're all a bunch of Lars Ulrichs now.
מאת BeanSpleen 3 בפברואר, 2005
The solution to all your childcare needs.
Thanks to George W Bush's abstinence-only sex education, coathanger stocks have risen significantly.
מאת BeanSpleen 3 בפברואר, 2005
A word used to describe something great that has been replaced with something unbelievably shitty.
The Sega Dreamcast was the Clinton of consoles.
מאת BeanSpleen 3 בפברואר, 2005
Any of a variety of small, squad-portable antipersonnel artillery pieces. Too small to be suited for antimaterial roles, mortars are commonly found utilizing fragmentation or occasionally incendiary or high-explosive rounds. Can also be jury-rigged from a variety of sources, including most smoothbore shotguns.
80mm mortars are quite effective when used concealed against infantry formations.
מאת BeanSpleen 3 בפברואר, 2005
A punch (or sometimes kick) where the individual swings his fist across their side to build momentum. Usually used by those who don't know shit about fistfighting, or when an opponent is being held by another. Very easily dodged.
That numbnuts came at my with his fist cocked back, and tried to roundhouse me. I straigh-armed him in the throat before he could even swing.
מאת BeanSpleen 3 בפברואר, 2005
The act of, after engaging in sexual relations with an anonymous female, removing the condom and tucking it under a pillow or blanket for the next poor shmuck to find.
After I got off your sister, I gave her the old jellyfish suprise.
מאת BeanSpleen 1 בנובמבר, 2004
Ill white punk-rapper known for such classics as "Anal Thermometer", "My Pontiac" and "Spank Bank". AKA GGG, Trip G, Trip Jeezy, Tha Trippla, G to Tha Three, etc.
Gonna Get Got -- exploding your sister's hymen in a town near you!
מאת BeanSpleen 30 במאי, 2007

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