Of seemingly average intelligence but in fact so mystifyingly stupid that even retarded individuals comment. Often accompanied by the hubris of thinking one is God's gift to everything; A certain path to a Darwin Award.
His friends commented on how Mustarded it was when he ate shit trying to skate down The Hill.
A sudden exodus of all females from a party due to the overpowering stench of an unhygenic and seemingly homeless individual. The stenches associated with such a dekay have often been falsely attributed to a busload of day laborers, a yeast infection, Bigfoot's genitals, and the inside of a prothetic leg.
The party was flooded with wet vagina until dekay happened.