(Pronounced: Dal-Ass Kaoo-Boees)
The best team in American football
and many other sports. The Cowboys have more Super Bowl
wins (5) than any other team except 1, have a long and proud history, and have the hottest cheerleaders in the sport. In 2004 they injured the Philadelphia Eagles
' Terrel Owens
(which was probably very easy anyways because Terrel Owens is the biggest pussy the sport has ever seen).
The Dallas Cowboys are America's Team - If you don't like America's Team, you must not like America, and if you don't like America, then you are obviously a terrorist.